kvtes:

every freakin’ day.

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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haydn14:

I saw this and it really cheered me up and i thought maybe it will do the same for you!!! 

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lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

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troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

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staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

surprisebitch:

i was singing along to a song that had “bitch” in the lyrics, and my parents who are religious told me “you shouldnt be saying that word!”

and i’m just like

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